I got a roaring fire going on a large sandbar, and they were able to dry their clothes. I threw my line in the water while I waited, caught three good sized catfish. The cleric started telling those around the fire about a strange statue she saw while swimming submerged beneath the swamp. The group immediately decided it was necessary to raise this statue to a more observable position. Through strength and leverage, they manage to hoist it ashore.
The statue stood about 7 feet tall. She was beautifully carved with arms outstretched. However in place of her face, was a magic circle. The gnome jumped up and gave her a high five. His wounds instantly closed, and he claimed he felt smarter. Others who were wounded quickly touched the statue for the healing. I thought a little mischief might further establish my cover as male, and cop a feel of the statue’s ample bosom.
This instantly backfired. My previously very modest assets grew a size. This became very uncomfortable in my tight armor, and I was forced to loosen the bindings. Suri's furious at my brash behavior, but she must have felt some sympathy toward my pain because she helped me refit my armor. While not ridiculously overgrown as some of the harlots I've seen in the cities, I was unmistakably female.
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